Keep Your Wallet Open and Your Mouth Shut

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Keep Your Wallet Open and Your Mouth Shut: How a Father Can survive the Wedding of His Daughter

A humorous look at how fathers can survive the wedding of a daughter. Describes all the wild and crazy things people (mostly brides and mothers of the bride) do leading up to a wedding.

Dear President Truman,

“…All in all, the father of the bride is a pitiable creature. No one bothers with him at all. He is always in the way-a sort of backward child-humored but not participating in the big decisions. His only comfort is a bottle of good bourbon. Have you plenty on hand?”

Letter from Secretary of State Dean Acheson to President Harry Truman on the occasion of Margaret Truman’s engagement.

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Each hardback copy will be personally signed by Charlie!